Saturday, August 28, 2010

4 Tailed Naruto Sprites



NEXT DAY


TU: (waking up) (view to Tom and give him a kiss)


TOM: (pretending to be asleep to the tube)


TU: JAJAJA WANT ANOTHER TOM


: WHAT DO YOU THINK (opening eyes)


TU: NOT:) ME IRE A BATHING


TOM: I accompany you? XD


TU: NOP:)

TOM: THEN DO NOT LET GO (hugs you and you do not want to let go)

TU: JAJAJA TOM AND TOM
me go

: Quel UN BESO TU


: MMM CHIQUITO ?


TOM: Great Big NOO: D


TU: And he let me go?


TOM: I'll think AFTER MMMM


BESO TU: MMMM ... OKEY TE LO DARE ME BUT LOOSE (the kiss)


TOM: (you follow) TO LINDA: D


TU: YA He let go?

TOM: MM NO XD


TU: (you look serious) -.-


TOM: XD


TU: -.-


TOM:)


TU: -.-


TOM: (

TU : -.-


TOM: D:


TU: SUELTAMEEE YA!

TOM: AND NOW let go (let go) QUIET JUST HAD TO ASK WHAT YOUR

: LO Hise

-.- TOM: MMM .... DO NOT LISTEN TO YOUR

: ASH OYE JAJAH TODAY TO GO TO A BEACH:)

TOM: Hajj DO NOT WANT TO BE BEST IN YOUR HOUSE


: MM NOT WANT TO GO TO BEACH ... LEAD ME PORFIS (the tender-faced view)


TOM: SE NOTE TO ME KNOW YOUR


-.-: JAJAJA WHY?


TOM: FACE WITH THAT BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT I CAN NOT SAY NO-.-


TU: SOMETHING FOR THE DO JAJAJA (give her a kiss)


TOM: (you follow) HEAR WHERE YOU ARE GOING?


TU: IRE AS ONE WHERE THE GIRLS TO SAY THAT WE GO TO THE BEACH AND THEN IRE to bathe.


TOM: OKI, I'll tell the kids.


TU: (go with the girls) ** E ** CONVERSION IN GIRLS TODAY WE WILL HEAR THE BEACH So get out your bathing suit because they left the kids with their mouths open JAJAJAJA

Nahomy: HEY IF YOU KNOW METER MAY BE PREGNANT A swim? LORA

: Sure ... I THINK IT'S GOOD BABY MAKES

ANDREA: ORAL ... I did not know: D, Nahomy PORFIS HELP TO FIND A SWIMSUIT FOR ME AS I HAVE FIVE ESQUAD AND IS NOT WEAR THEM.

Nahomy: OK:)

LORA: YOUR HELP TO ME PLIS: D

TU: OKEY: D

DECIDED TO PUT THESE FINAL:

ANDREA: http://blogsobremoda.com/wp-content/ uploads/2009/01/v280035.jpg

Nahomy: http://mejormevoy.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/bikini4.jpg

LORA: http://www.blogfashion.net/ wp-content/uploads/2009/06/trajes_de_bano_1.jpg (the two)

TU: http://www.holamujeres.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/tbkivi3-200x300.jpg

PUT UP TO OTHER CLOTHING FOR KIDS NO THE STILL WATCH. THEN CAME THE BOYS AND CHANGED We only offer wear a shirt that would remove arrival has
WHEN WHEN CAME TO THE BEACH ...




CONTINUE LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS ^ ^ PORFIS: D

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Why Is The Firth Of Forth Funny?




asii be angel if they do not like this artist can change but as Angel is based on a real life person, he is the one but looks like angel:)

porfis comment: D

Pressure On Top Of Eyeballs

CHAPTER 30 CHAPTER 29 CHAPTER 28

UNTIL ONE DAY THE PERSON YOU NAME least I hope ...
(3:00 am) TU: (sleeping) (your phone rings)

TOM: (half asleep) Love Your phone is ringing

TU: (yawning), HALO

X: RAINBOW!
YOU: WHAT! WHO GAVE YOU MY NUMBER AND NOT TELL ME THIS, AND THESE ARE Quee hours talk ANGEL (angrily)

TOM: WHO YOU SAY ANGEL?

TU: Wait

TOM ANGEL
: WHO IS TOM TOM

TU: IS MY BOYFRIEND AND
Stop bothering
ANGEL: Well, too late, because tomorrow will END TO GERMANY AND BACK AS I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND phenomenon, because I realized that I CAN MAKE YOUR EYES WITH MILLIONS
TU: AS THESE VERY WRONG, IF YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING TO BACK LOCO (meaning mourn)

ANGEL: MORNING THEN END UP NO MATTER WHAT YOUR HOME.

TU: WAIT! AS YOU KNOW WHERE ...

ANGEL: (short)

TU: (strips the phone and you start to mourn)

TOM: WHAT HAPPENS (sits on the bed and hugs you)

TU: WAS MY EX: '(I CUT TO BECAUSE, WHEN I TOLD ME WHAT MY EYES AND NEVER TOLD ME AND PHENOMENON He spoke again, saying that he EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS, NOW BECAUSE MY NAME SAYS HE WANTS ME BACK TO BE RETURNED TO THE MILLIONAIRE BY MY EYES
(crying)

TOM: YA YA NO TEARS DO NOT LEAVE THAT COME HERE FOR

YOU: THIS IS THE WORST PART (

TOM: WHAT?

TU: I TOLD YOU COME HERE TOMORROW FOR ME TO MY HOUSE (

TOM: DO NOT LEAVE

TU: (not looked)

TOM: (your name Look at me)

TU: (you flip it over to see, you had your eyes purple , with blue and red because you were scared, sad and angry at once)

TOM: (watch your eyes) I PROMISE THAT IF YOU ARE NOT COME AND DO NOT YOU TAKE
, HE GO TO JAIL FOR BEING A BULLY

YOU: THANK YOU (you hugged him and kiss)

TOM: (you still kissing)

sat so KISSING UNTIL Fell asleep.
NEXT DAY YOU WAKE UP AND SEE A TOM ASLEEP.

TU: my love (you give him a kiss) good morning
TOM: ANOTHER KISS AND ME AWAKE

TU: LOVE ALREADY AWAKE

TOM: I WANT MORE: )

TU: (give him another kiss, but very badly)

TOM: AND SO YOU WANT ME TO WAKE UP, MAKE THOSE KISSES I passed:)

TU: JAJAJA YA ANDALO ARISE (you get on top of the purposely to not get up)

TOM: THAT AIMS (face perverse)

TU: NOTHING OF WHAT YOU THINK (I say sexy, hacerca your face to him and biting his lip)

TOM: (nervous) AAH emmm .... ... (your name) I DO NOT INDUCE (starts to heat)

TU: IRE for breakfast (I off)

TOM: YOU LEFT ME WITH THE THIRST - .-

TU: That was the point XD

TOM: JA NOW AS YOU WILL SEE (starts chasing you)

TU: AAAAH! JAJAJA AAAAH! TOM YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE Aaaaah! (Screaming like crazy)
(in it to dry) oO

TOM: TE VE (what happens)

TU: IS OO (angel had just arrived)

TOM
: WHO IS THAT THING

TU: EL (Points)

ANGEL: HELLO RAINBOW

TU ... SO TELL ME NO (angry = red eyes)

ANGEL: YOUR EYES I SEE YOU STILL KEEP CHANGING COLOR

TU ... SHUT

ANGEL: YOU DO NOT SHUT ME (hacerca to be tom gets you but opposite) AND YOU WHO YOU IDIOT

TOM: I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND AND YOU DO NOT I took it (pushing, tom was much higher than the)

ANGEL: YO ME LA GIVE ME BECAUSE SHE TOOK MONEY

TU: IRE ME YOU EVER (run to your room)

ANGEL IS IT GOING BACK BUT TOM TAKES OUT THE STOPS AND THE HOUSE, AND CLOSE TO INSURANCE UP TO YOUR ROOM, YOU WERE MADE BALL IN BED
TOM: (sitting next to you) Love is gone (and are you sure)

TU ... NO ... THE AGAIN AND WILL DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE WHY THIS WITH ME (tapeworm the purple irises)



TOM: NO FEAR, YOU DO NOT LEAVE ANYTHING YOU

(angel sends you a message the cell that said, you will come back and this time I will make sure you come with me) Aaaaah!! (Crying) (tom hug and cry inconsolably) Toom! PLEASE LET ME NO, '(

TOM: NEVER WOULD NOT THINK THAT ALL

ARRIVE FOR YOUR SCREAMS SCARED

LORA: What happened!

TU: ANGEL CALLED WANT TO FENCE' (

Nahomy AND ANDREA ANGEL!

Nahomy: THAT DAMN! (Starts cursing in English)

TU: Nahomy CAN NOT CALM DOWN PLEASE STATE IN YOUR

AlterArte

BILL WILL BRING BETTER THAN THE FOURTH (Nahomy takes of there and back) OK COULD TELL WHO IS ANGEL

LORA

: (listen to your mind) MM (Your Name) wants me to tell?

YOU: AND HOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO ... SO HEAR THE MIND .... PLEASE TELL IF ... I DO NOT FEEL WELL: (

LORA: BEST IF (tells)

GEORG: ANGEL AS SUCH THAT MAY NOT ENTER THIS HOUSE BECAUSE IF YOU DO NOT end up behind bars

GUSTAV: NOT PUT YOU (your name)

TU: Thank you guys I love you (hugs to all)

TOM: AND NO HUG FOR ME? D:

TU: NOO THERE MORE TO IT:)

TOM: I WANT TO KNOW IS THAT MOST (face perverse)

TU: (view tom's face) that is not -.-

TOM: D:

TU: -.-

TOM: D;

UNLESS ALL YOU AND TOM: I think we're leaving (leave)

TU: TOM

XD: D;

TU: Hajj and Quito ESA CARA

TOM: XD (kisses)

TU: (you follow)

TOM (warming stop kissing) (your name) should not lead THINK SOMETHING HAPPEN OR WHAT NOT BUT DO NOT WANT YOU regret TO GO OR NOT get mad at me Y. .. (The kiss)

TU: (interrupting) JAJAJA

SPEAK AS TOM: XD

WAS ALL DAY SO YOU WILL FORGET WHAT A LITTLE ANGEL, BUT DO NOT FORGET ANGEL ANYTHING AT THIS TIME AND WAS PLANNING SOMETHING AWAY ... XD CONTINUE

porfis comment: D

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Portable Beater Mixer



LORA: Nahomy ARE PREGNANT, LISTEN TO LOSE THEIR MINDS, AND NOW YOU SAID TO ME GUS, Hajj YA WANT TO KNOW THAT WILL BE NICE TO PUT A NAME: )



TU: Woow HERE IF YOU RUN FAST XD gossip



LORA: -.- (see Kemp's eyes begin to change the cat's eye)



TU: TURN YOUR EYES LORA



LORA: AAH? (Goes to the bathroom) or genius (mad) TODAY'S MOON: / JAJAJA GOOD AS



(girls these are the most beautiful cat eyes I found the vdd esque contact lenses, eye-shaped cat were ugly: P)

GUS: I LOVE YOUR EYES (is all gawking)

TU: IRE JAJAJA BUENO KIDS WANT TO COME?

GUS AND LORA: OK

VAN WITH OTHER ...

BILL WAS STRAPPED AND Nahomy ...

TOM: AAAAAAW! BILL AND Nahomy

: -.-

TU: AY MY TOMMY:) (give her a peck on the lips)

TOM:)

Nahomy: HEY ANDREA have to call so you know:) YOUR

: UY SISI I called (take your phone and dial)

CONVER TELEFONICA

** ANDREA **

: (your name)! THAT miracle we call CHAMACO

TU: AY Andrea Esquer SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SAY .... NO VDD interrupt anything: O?

ANDREA: something (he was about to do with georg XD)

TU: UY SO SORRY IF YOU WANT THEN CALL ANDREA

: NO BETTER THAN ONCE DIME TU

: MM Nahomy OK BUT YOU LET IT

SAY ANDREA: OK

TU: (you pass Nahomy)

Nahomy: HELLO?

ANDREA

: Nahomy HAPPENED HOW ARE YOU?

Nahomy: THE TRUTH BECAUSE YOU HAVE TWO VERY HAPPY GOOD NEWS AND A NOT SO GOOD THAT YOU WANT TO SAY FIRST?

ANDREA: MMM ... GOOD

Nahomy: OK .... I'M PREGNANT GOOD

ESQUAD ANDREA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh !!!!!! ENCERIOOO NOT PUEDOO believer out! I AM SO HAPPY FOR TIII!

Nahomy: (had the phone as a meter) ANDREA ALMOST LET ME DEAF! -.-

ANDREA: JAJA SORRY ... EMOTION

Nahomy: BILL AND FAINT OF EMOTION

JAJAJA

ANDREA: Hahaha encerio ... YOU HAVE TAKEN PICTURES JAJAJA

Nahomy: JAJA SII

ANDREA

: AND WHAT IS NOT SO GOOD?

Nahomy: EH ME THAT AS NOT MARRIED AND NOT IN MY PLANS WERE STILL BE PREGNANT ... ANDREA

...

Nahomy: ANDREA ARE THERE? ANDREA

:.... AY GIRL BUT GOOD ... NOW THERE BE IN IT ... NOW AND THEN ... THERE IS ONLY TO WAIT TO GET ... CONGRATULATIONS:)

Nahomy: THANK encerio ... ONE TIME I THOUGHT YOU ANDREA

angry with me: it would feel angry ... WAS your decision:)

Nahomy: SII ... I BELIEVE ... BUT WHAT GOOD IS ALL YOU WANTED TO SAY:)

ANDREA: CALL FOR OKI graciass

Nahomy: IF YOU WANT

DENADA

BYE ANDREA: I LIKE BYE

Nahomy: BYE (short)

** ** END OF PHONE CALL

TU: Y?

Nahomy: THIS HAPPY: D

BILL: NOBODY BEATS ME MI

HAPPINESS IN ALL: JAJAJAJA

with George and Andrea ...

GEORG: Who Was Love (kissing her neck)

ANDREA: ERA Nahomy:)

GEORG: WHAT IS THIS RIGHT?

ANDREA: GEORG

ARE PREGNANT: (for the kiss) encerio? XD THAT GOOD NEWS FOR BILL JAJAJA

ANDREA: IF YOU ARE:)

GEORG: I want a baby (seductive face)

ANDREA: GRRR (like cat)

VES JAJAJA

AND OTHER REDE (8)

GOOD BUT A LITTLE PROGRESS STEP WEEK HONEYMOON AND RETURN TO YOUR HOME, THEN THE NOTICE OF PREGNANCY Nahomy She was very dizzy and vomited, but it was normal IN YOUR STATE, AND ABOVE ALL THE AID BILL AT ALL, DO NOT let her practically nothing, ALSO GAVE THE NOTICE TO PARENTS OF TWINS AND PARENTS OF Nahomy, UCAL WERE THE VERY HAPPY GRANDPARENTS would eventually become . WERE ALL VERY HAPPY: D UNTIL ONE DAY ... HEHE

stay with the doubt because NOSE UP WHEN YA CAN WRITE BACK TO ENTER THE MONDAY MORNING TO SCHOOL AND PASS ME THE BOOKS COVERED JEJE. MOST probable esque HERE JUST WRITE UP ON WEEKENDS AND ANOTHER ONE IF I CAN weekday, I WANT TO KISS THE

^ ^ XD

CONTINUE ...

Thursday, August 19, 2010

White Strands In Diarrhea



BILL TOM WITH BREAST
LLEBANOS


TOM: AND HOW TO?

BILL: I HAVE AN IDEA

TOM: WHAT DO YOU THINK?

BILL: OUR BRIDES TO MEET MAMA
SETTING
TOM: OK AND TELL ME NOT calibrated .... IDIOT

BILL TOM BOBO

: FOOL AND YOUR

Nahomy: YAAA!

BILL AND TOM: Sorry: (

TOM: OK THEN GO TO THE HOUSE OF

TU MAMA: IF NOT like us

TOM: YOU ARE CRAZY LIGHT fall Well:)

TU:: / OK, BUT IF YOU LIKE YOU HAVE NO PIERCINGS

BILL AND TOM ARE YOU ARE LOOKING: WE HAVE YOUR PIERCINGS -.-

: ASI desert ESQUAD I'm nervous (your eyes turn orange)

TO GET TO THE HOUSE OF SIMONE SIMONE TOUCH THE DOOR AND GET YOUR CHILD WITH A HUG (I need not describe simone everyone knows what she's like, D)

SIMONE: HELLO HOW ARE CHILDREN? HEY HAVE ABANDONED ME HERE AT HOME WHERE HE WAS A LIVING? HOLA GUSTAV.

GUSTAV: HELLO SIMONE

BILL: MAMI WELL WE'RE LIVING WITH .... AS GOOD WITH ...

TOM: OUR BRIDES

SIMONE: SO WHO ARE HAVE GIRLFRIEND?

TOM: Well it is (your name) is my boyfriend

TU:

GLADLY LADY SIMONE: SIMONE Please call me:) MUCHO GUSTO (your name) LISTEN TO PRETTY COLOR OF YOUR EYES

: HEHE THANKS: /

BILL Nahomy AND SHE IS MY GIRLFRIEND:)

Nahomy: A LADY LIKE ... TELL SIMONE: SIMONE

D:, ALSO;), Y TU LINDA AS YOUR NAME? LORA

: MY NAME IS LORA:)

SIMONE AND YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BRIDE OF GUSTAV

GUS: That's right:)

SIMONE: MUCHO GUSTO ... BUT THERE PASS PASS rude sit in the Chamber IRE FOR HOT CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES. SIMONE
AS YOU WERE IN THE KITCHEN IS PUT TO TALK.

TOM: I TOLD YOU SEE down well:)

TU: IF YA I realized (the kiss)

TOM: (you follow) HEY YOU FEEL DIFFERENT WITH YOUR PIERCING

: DO NOT LIKE: (

TOM: I like:)

TU:: D

Nahomy: (at you in English) (your name) I feel like dizzy.

TU: MAYBE IF THESE

LORA: O MAY BE NERVES

Nahomy: SII MOST LIKELY TO BE YOUR NERVES

: AMS LIKELY AS NOT PREGNANT
ESQUAD
Nahomy ESTES: S
SIMONE GET
....

SIMONE: HERE ARE THE CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES (see Nahomy) FEEL GOOD
Nahomy
Nahomy: NOT MUCH: S, FEEL LIKE NAUSEA

SIMONE: GIRL NOT ALL BE PREGNANT UNLESS YOU

, LORA AND Nahomy: OO

Nahomy: EM ... DO NOT BE NO ME EH NO TEST DONE.

SIMONE: BILL, I WANT WHEN YOU BUY A PROOF FENCE OF PREGNANCY.

BILL: OO

Nahomy: $

ASI spent the afternoon UP WITH SIMONE for quitting.
ON THE ROAD IN THE CAR IS UNDER Nahomy A TEST FOR PREGNANCY.
WHEN YOU CAME TO THE HOUSE TEST Nahomy You made


Nahomy: POSITIVE: / (out of the bathroom) (your name)

YOU: WHAT HAPPENED (you stand fast to it)

Nahomy: YOU TEACH YOUR TEST

: OMG! BIIIIILL!

BILL: (runs away) WHAT HAPPENED TO STEP

Nahomy: LE TEST SHOWS THE BILL

: THESE ... THESE ... (faints)

TU: THERE IS NO TOOOMM!

TOM: (runs up)

HAPPENED TU: TOM COME AND HELP YOUR BROTHER IS FAINT

TOM: (it helps to take it to the bed and reacted with alcohol)

BILL: (reacts) Nahomy

Nahomy, that step

BILL: VOY A SER PAPA?

Nahomy: IF BILL

: (gives a smile from ear to ear) I'll be PAPAAA! (Hugs Nahomy) TE AMOO (gives a kiss to Nahomy)

TOM AND TU:;)

TU: IRE TO TELL THE NEWS GUSTAV AND LORA

TOM: I'll walk (hugs you around the waist)

GOING WITH YOUR LORA

TU: LORA LORA YOU THINK

: Nahomy ARE PREGNANT, LISTEN TO LOSE THEIR MINDS, AND NOW YOU SAID TO ME GUS, Hajj YA WANT TO KNOW THAT WILL BE NICE TO PUT A NAME:)

CONTINUE COMMENT


PLIS: D


Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Male Waxing Erection Experience

Nubeluz, 20 years later ...

The weekend Weekly Report (Frecuencia Latina) and Panorama (Pan) became two separate reports Nubeluz, I agree with Weekly Report it was "the most successful Peruvian children's program of all time" (and watch a channel that says I do not spend Nubeluz), this program that, as the article says and I remember clearly, as our parents (mine and those of my generation) was discussed between the queues, hyperinflation and the bloody terrorism, most of us, girls and boys My generation, we sumerguiamos in that cloud which glass bubble against this horrible country and the reality that many unknown in its exact magnitude, 5 hours, 8 am to 1 pm, at the magical world called "the world glufico" or "Nubeluz" in which the captain brought us to Glufo Dalin, the golmodis Cindel and a 9 September 1990.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbRA7aypzXc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku-Y7DxGKS0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYaPkitf2kU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfIt0_Wzoew

But that's the "magic" outside reality was the same, the galloping hyperinflation to superior levels, crime stalked but not power, while the little children around Miraflores and practically unaware that reality, so I think that is idealized as those times of the 90s, while in other districts "populous" Lima (Peru and all) had day to day war between factions of terrorists (being accidental victims) to take control of "strategic points" and against the population directly ... in short, all that horrible reality that we must not forget that before the 80s and 90s were the "wonder years" that they liked corny, nostalgic
NOTE: Do not disregard that time and its nice moments, I was a happy child with a smooth and carefree childhood But that does not make me lose the common sense to believe that everything was beautiful and the current epoch is wrong, extremes are bad, as my mother-it's always good to look at the 2 sides of the coin, always look good 2 eyes, not just to the left or the right just because you lose perspective

Funny Things Write Card

The reason for this blog

This blog is created by a young man who is tired of that fracesilla "All the past was better, particularly idealizing the generation of 80s, ie those born in the 70s, and 90s, ie those born in the 80s (those born in the 90s, especially the young ones are of this generation), so is: idealized (and idealize excessively) such this critical periods, reviled against, having selective memory: highlighting "good music", "Nubeluz" and "morality", but forgetting the other side of the coin: rampant hyperinflation, terrorism was taking many populations in inside the country and was coming to Lima for giving the "coup", huge queues to get the basics (and that you had to do with a rod), crime that took advantage of panic and terror that the police were working to combat precisely the terrorism (after the serenazgo appeared), a city of "colonial and aristocratic" only had the letterhead and the memory it is unpainted by the combination of the above factors plus the inability to bring the mayors who ruled after and before Dibos Chachi RBC, Andrade and Castaneda (the three mayors who are managers is now Lima) resulting in a devalued Lima, messy, full of street where you could not walk alone for fear that a drug addict or a thief you will berth assault in the unlikely place where current and embellished emblematic parks at that time only had to menbrete this "park" it was a garbage dump garbage, dirt and cement (and this is ...)
Therefore, apart to rebel against that nostalgia romanticona, corny, unrealistic and anachronistic, I also want to raise my voice in protest to defend the things we have in the present, and that we lacked in the past, thanks to fight, day by day, a good combination (joint but not coordinated) of authorities, companies and individuals to get out of that horrible reality that made us feel a 4th world country ("The Wonder Years" of the cheesy-nostalgic)